My brilliant brother just showed this to me. It's taken up permanent residence in my head.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
I'm amazed that girls of all ages are delusional when it comes to the opposite sex.
6 year old girl: Um, Boy? I was just wondering? If you broke up with me or not?
6 year old boy: We were never boyfriend and girlfriend. You are too little to have a boyfriend.
Girl: Did you hear that, everyone? He didn't break up with me!
And today an even better one popped out of a disgruntled boy's mouth:
"I wish girls were never even INVENTED!"