I'M READING A BOOK.

My brilliant brother just showed this to me. It's taken up permanent residence in my head.

Mars & Venus go to first grade.

I'm amazed that girls of all ages are delusional when it comes to the opposite sex.

Observe:

6 year old girl: Um, Boy? I was just wondering? If you broke up with me or not?

6 year old boy: We were never boyfriend and girlfriend. You are too little to have a boyfriend.

Girl: Did you hear that, everyone? He didn't break up with me!

And today an even better one popped out of a disgruntled boy's mouth:

"I wish girls were never even INVENTED!"

admonished via text...

Tue Jan 25, 9:17 am

From: Pete

You stopped blogging!

Oopsadaisy. I hereby vow to do better.