I looked at those sad nude towels as if for the first time, and realized that I had never liked them. Nude towels completely defeat the purpose of using a towel at all, since you just look naked anyway. Why had I hung on to them for so long? NO MORE!
Goodbye, depressing nude towels! Thank you for drying my babies, soaking up spills, and helping me block my knits. You were never much to look at, but you got the job done, albeit redundantly.
Enjoy the great towel rack in the sky.